DirecTV Genie Girl Is Exactly What We Expected The Olsen Twins To Look Like


DirecTV Genie Hannah Davis

If you’ve watched any sports related television over the past few weeks, you are probably familiar with these images from DirecTV’s new add promoting their “Genie” feature that allows multiple recordings on a DVR.  DirecTV would probably do better if they magically made their Genie girl appear in my living room or found a way for their box to work in a rain storm.

DirecTV Genie Girl

If you are like me, there is a good chance that you had no idea how the “Genie” worked because you were too busy staring at the model in the commercial.  That model is Hannah Davis and her name may sound familiar because she was rumored to be dating Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter last year and has done work for Victoria’s Secret, Tommy Hilfiger, American Eagle, and Levi’s.  Besides being a total Babe, what struck me the most was how much she looked like an Olsen Twin.

Remember back in the early 2000s, when the world was counting down the days to when the Olsen Twins were going to turn 18 because we were all convinced that on that day they were going to become the hottest ladies on the planet.

You know what happened?  The Olsen Twins got older but they never got hotter.  In fact, they got creepy.

Davis is EXACTLY what we all thought the Olsen twins were going to look like, except we were suppose to get TWO of them.

Hannah Davis Bikini

 Here is the commercial just in case you’ve never seen it.

Hannah Davis grew up in Saint Thomas, part of the US Virgin Islands and was a member of the Virgin Islands National Volleyball team [would’ve loved to see her compete in those outfits].  Davis will also be featured in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and was rumored to be one of the finalist to be on the cover before Kate Upton received the honor.

Now that I think of it, if Davis is a genie what do I have to rub to make her appear? [Yes, I just gave you the greatest setup in the history of masturbation jokes.]

Alex Balcerski is the owner of and a former radio talk show host for CBS Radio. His work has been featured on, Fox Sports, MSN, and the Los Angeles Times.