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Rob Ford Eating Pussy

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Denies “Eating P*ssy” On Live Television

I wonder if he eats before or after smoking crack?

This Is What Happens When A Large Woman Crashes A Bus

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

The 5 Real Reasons Why Everyone Should Be Angry At Miley Cyrus

Before we get started, if you missed the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards here is the video of Miley Cyrus' performance that everyone is talking about. If you read the internet today, talked to parents, or was just around someone with...
Miss Utah 2013

Miss Utah Gave One Of Worst Answers In History Of Beauty Pageants

Well, that is one way to answer it. Miss Utah made it to the final portion of the Miss USA 2013 contest - the dreaded Q/A portion.  When Utah was asked to comment on why woman make less in the...
Tom Menino - Marathon Bomber Capture

Tom Menino Dominating The Marathon Suspect “Captured” Press Conference

It didn't take long for Boston Mayor Tom Menino to get back to his winning ways trying to steal the spotlight at the press conference that announced the capture of the remaining suspect from the Boston Marathon bombings, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Menino,...
Tamerian Tsarnaev BU Boxing Profile

Marathon Bombing Suspect #1 Was Trying To Become A US Citizen

As the chaos continues with the hunt for Suspect #2, Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, from the Boston Marathon bombings, information is started to be uncovered about the brothers. Suspect #1, Tamerian Tsarnaev, who was killed Thursday night during their standoff with police...
Marathon Manhunt spectators

No Terrorist Manhunt Is Going To Ruin This Dude’s Morning

I ain't ready to put my big boy pants on! One of the residents of a Boston suburb, chills outside the perimeter rocking an argyle bathrobe and flannel pants as the police continue their search for Suspect #2, Dzhokhar A....

Find Them!

Suspect #1: Suspect #2: FBI confirmed that this person was seen dropping a backpack in front of explosion site one, closest to the finish line.  He also wears his hat like a raging douchebag. Just after 5pm on Thursday, the FBI released...
WWE Stamford

My Story Of How The WWE Screwed Me Out Of A Job

One of the first websites I ever developed was WrestlingGeeks.com and it focused on the world of professional wrestling.  The site has been dead for five years because I was so angry at the WWE.  Why?  Because they stole...
Nemo Snow Cooler

Winter Storm Nemo Dumped 2 Feet On Us

The worldwide headquarters of Ride The Pine are located in Rhode Island and Winter Storm Nemo is wrapping up its 2 foot snow dumping on us. I used my snow blower to start clearing out the driveway and just couldn't...

Lady Ain’t Sweating Blizzard Nemo

As the Northeast anticipates one of the biggest snowfalls of all time from Winter Storm Nemo, Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick urged people to get off the streets at a press conference on Thursday.  Have you ever seen a more...

I’m Hiring

Look, I'm willing to pay for writers.  I'll pay per post or a monthly fee.  I need a decent amount of posts per week (like 5-10) but more importantly you need to be timely.  Oh, and you need to...

Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan read Twas the Night Before Christmas

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan read Twas the Night Before Christmas on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Find out if its a Christmas Miracle that Fallon doesn't crack during a sketch.

Brown Student Wins Hurricane Troll Award

Anytime there is a major event happening that brings out tons of live television coverage, you can guarantee that the trolls are out in full force.  This ain't a bad thing, in fact, it was why I watched almost...